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Celebrating NY Times cattiness

Bwhahahah!!! From this article regarding the state of the sitcoms on network television:

"This year’s pilots also include CBS’s “Up All Night,” set in a 24-hour diner (think “Cheers”), NBC’s “I’m With Stupid,” set in a mismatched apartment share (think “The Odd Couple”), and ABC’s “Carpoolers,” set in the world of carpooling (think of changing the channel)."

Another one for the record books!

OK , I found this on The (NSFW!) Superficial and I cannot help myself for cribbing it, cuz it looks like Vida Guerra is using the same "dress" designer as Tess Smith (see Emmys postings) used for her extremely unfortunate Red Carpet walk. Now Vida is an atttractive woman with a very nice tush, judging by what I have gleaned from various slobbery comments by FHM and MAXIM readers. I know, I know, not an impartial group, but still...no one seems to know what she is famous for except for being a sometime model and an extra in some forgettable music videos. Here she seems determined to fall completely OFF the mainstram fame radar and into the demimonde of porndom. What other explanation could there be for appearing in public in this baby-blue sleazefest? She is one breath away from a truly monumental implant nip slip, and she looks way too happy about that.  The bad Seventies small-town beauty queen 'do helps not at all.

Do not be surprised if the next thing you hear about poor Vida is her name in the credits of a straight-to-cable movie on the Spice Channel. Anybody hear chicka-boom music playing softly in the background?

She's all yours, boys!

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Associated Press
Sept. 19, 2005 08:16 AM

LOS ANGELES - Actress Tori Spelling and her husband are reportedly splitting after a year of marriage.

Spelling, 32, and actor-writer Charlie Shanian, 36, married in July 2004 and have been living apart since the beginning of August, People magazine reported.

Spelling, the daughter of television producer Aaron Spelling, spent 10 years on his hit series "Beverly Hills 90210." She also has appeared in the films "Scary Movie 2," "Scream 2," and "Troop Beverly Hills."

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Please try to restrain yourselves, gentlemen - no shoving!

   

Just pause for a moment to re-imagine what Tori's career would have been like had she not been the daughter of a famous and fabulously rich TV producer. Think, think hard.....nah, I got nuthin'. You? I didn't think so.

Weekend TV Party!!

Be sure to invite all your best girlfriends over this Sunday because CBS will air it's made-for-television epic Martha Behind Bars starring Cybill Shepherd. We'll get to see every last dramatized detail of Stewart's incarceration minus the erotic shower scenes. I'm not sure if the sound of the cold steel jail doors slamming shut signifies justice being served or the end of Shepherd's career...you decide!

http://www.cbs.com/specials/martha_behind_bars/

Emmys' "Best Comedy" my big white...

BEHIND! Seriously, Everybody Loves Raymond OVAH Desperate Housewives? Are they JOKING?!

Oh wait - the ultimate homage to "Best Comedy" is to make your vote a COMEDIC response.

Hemmer pic

Here's what all the fuss is about - is he worth it?

Fox News moving to the LEFT?

According to this posting on redstate.org, Fox News is moving to the left because, for one point, they hired anchor-licious Bill Hemmer after CNN dumped him from their morning show. What is that I'm thinking? Oh yes...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WhatEVAH.

How does she rate?

Here is beanbag-chair-lipped hag Barbara Hershey with her hot, hunky bf, Naveen Andrews of "Lost". Had I only known he preferred (much)older women, I could have saved him a lotta time, not to mention the hassle of having a high-maintenance actress to squire around. Sweetie, just think of the savings on Botox alone if you stick with me....and I just adore island life!