It's been awhile since I posted but this is good enough for my triumphant return. One of our favorite sites, Cruel Site of the Day (see links to the right) found this gem. I am NOT joking, this is real: someone is making jewelry out of live insects. No, really.
And dig the outfit and makeup - yeah, who would not want to tap that? It's Madonna's Alternate Universe evil twin from that Star Trek episode where Spock has a beard!
My queston is: This creature is known as the Giant Madagascar HISSING Cockroach. Would that not be just a leetle bit distracting at say, the theatre, or the opera, if you wore this lovely "brooch" out in public? And what about your escort? If you ask me, the kind of man who would find this acceptable is not exactly Mr. Goodbar. In addition, if you go out without a date and hope to meet someone, good luck with that. I suspect that anyone even remotely suitable will be backing away from you so fast that they disrupt the time-space continuum.
