---It's time for more Fashion Fun! Yes, we are not done with New York's Fashion Week yet. Fear not, we have found even more haute manure to show you!
This show is from Zaldy, who is generally considered by his peers to be quite talented. That is something like thinking Jeb Bush is smart - it's all relative.
This getup is just puzzling. No one but Paris Hilton would go on safari looking like this, yet it does appear to have a few practical features, such as pockets, unless those things on the shorts are just flaps with no substance behind them - one of my pet peeves. Can you imagine someone trying that trick with men's clothing? And I don't know about you, but I rarely go into the wilderness wearing open-toed stilettos. Just a quirk of mine.
Wha????? I don't get it. The only way anyone could possibly go out the door in this is with a very wide belt to cinch it with. It look like one of those continuous-loop towel dispensers that you find in public restrooms, where the corner-cutting is also evident in the lack of soap and the sandpaper on the rolls in the stalls. Yeccch.
Okay, now I am frightened. I have NO idea what this is or any point of reference to use in describing it. Someone help me, it's getting so very dark, and the world is spinning...must fight the forces of evil.....Oh, and BTW the shoes are fugly too.
This little number is particularly tragic because it seems to have had potential before being mutilated. The last thing a color-block garment needs is an ugly, cheap-looking belt bisecting it in exactly the wrong place - or a belt at all, for that matter. And what is up with the puffy stuff in the front - it completes the ruination of the line, and who wants extra bulges in the tummy/hip area? Is this a new fad, the "front bustle?" I don't know about you, but I rarely add extra bulk to my abdominal area before I leave the house. Not that I would ever leave the house in this.
Quick, somebody get me a thesaurus - I am running out of words here. Saggy, baggy, limp, dumpy, tired, droopy, forlorn......I guess that's enough. The added bonus is how transparent the fabric is, guaranteeing that you can never wear it anywhere there might be actual light. Nice flattering color too - I love the smell of old burlap in the morning.
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