Via Lawyers Guns And Money (what a great name for a blog!) here is a handy Rapture Index. When you are pondering how close we are to the End Time and you are not sure whether it is time to run out into the street and get run over by a bus yet, fear not - this handy guide tells you what today's Rapture Probability level is! Be sure to go to the bottom of the page for the numbers that tell you when to start paying attention!
A public service note from the Reality-Based Community: After you depart, we will all still be here, and we will hack your bank accounts, drink all your high-priced booze and peruse your extensive po*n collections while sitting around YOUR house in our underwear. But don't worry - it's OK to go - the Almighty wants you, and who are we to make the baby Jeebus cry?
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