Which one of Lindsay's reps...

Performed unholy favors for the EOnline crew to give the following shot 5 out of 5 STARS??!!

The hair is nice, looking very sophisticated and chic. Yay. On down however, her twins look like they're sagging toward the equator, there's a black bunchy skirt part with a round gather ON the hoo-ha area, and the black nail polish and pointy witch-shoes complete the Vampira look from the neck on down. Ouchie. Come to think of it, Kelly Osbourne's hair would've been much more appropriate with this outfit!